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.31.5.07 ' 10:14 PM
woit.

haha. lazy girl blogging.
LOL.


-ON TUESDAY-

haha. skwel was pretty fun laa.
only tt everyone has been horny these days.
and i have made some new species of dinosaurs.

vinod = dicksaur
guan wee = penisaur
shaikh = ballsaur

LOL.
they love it.
haha.
:)

rugby training was fun.
wee~
it was much more relaxed. wayy relax.
and the hunks were hot. LOL
mandy, this eurasion who speaks mly well, was super kecoh.
haha.


-ON WEDNESDAY-

Everyone was not in the mood for science la.
superbly boooring.
AND DEAD.
few new words.

pipes=bibles [WTF!]
toes=toys [utterly stupid]
connection=collection

LOL. ok i should stop criticising her. LOL

went home straight after skwel and met up with hunny.

=))
happy okay!
miss him so much laa.
though it was just awhile.
=))

happy laa.

was super tired but yeaa, haha, went for swimming lol.
cousins unite.
me , ahmad, diyana and danial went for a swim till 10 at nyt.
haha.

had lots of fun.
reached home, everyone was super shagg.
all had no energy even to eat ice cream.
LOL.

and so danial went home coz he'll be working the next morn.
so me and ahmad and diyana watched jackass 2 in the living room.
superbly-utterly-disgusting.
eew la!

and then they keep switching channels, and ahmad fall asleep at 3 am.
fuck laa he.

and so me and diyana went into the room and ly down on the mattress.
started msn-ing.
and

we watched "Jangan Pandang Belakang" [Dont Look Behind].
haha.
it was a horror movie.

and so the show was emphasizing on not to look behind in any case if you feel something is wrong.

halfway, i felt something moving at my leg, i tot it was diyana's leg, trying to go over my leg,
so i just kept quiet.

den diyana said, "sister, don't put your leg over mine laa.."

den i turned to her with this blurr look on my face [as usual me. lol]
den i said, "uuh? my leg. its here.."
den she looked at me shockingly.

Obviously we were both scared coz we were watching the horror movie and it was creepy.
Den we turned slowly to the back. with our mouths wide open.
[EVEN WE WERE WARNED NOT TO LOOK BEHIND IF THERE'S ANYTHING]
heart goes boom boom boom boom boom.

den i saw something blackish-grey moving towards the right of diyana,
den we both goes
"aiyah... tigger laa..."

haha. it was ahamd's cat.
LOL.
thanks la ehh.

scare the both of us away.
and we started laughing out loud.
den we continue watching it.

before that, oh, wan, my ex started msn-ing with diyana.
i was super shock.
she told me he has been bugging her to go out for date with him.
wat the hell laa.
i m not being jealous or what. its lyk a year ago. A DAMN FUCKING YEAR.
its just that i do not want the same thing to happen to her.

and he keep asking her over n over again for date.
wat the fuck.
and diyana started to ask him about me and it was suck okay?
he wanted to meet me for one last time and will wait for me under my blk,
someday before 8 june,when he leaves for NS.

FUCK LA EHH.
and whatever he said to diyana just make me broke down.
gawd. wat the hell is wrong with him.
its over ass hole.
its a year ago.
y cant he leaves me alone.
and it WAS him the other day when i saw a guy thru my window.
gawd. what the hell he wants from me.
diyana told him that im happily attached now but he still eurgh,
FUCKER.

it was a hell nyt for me.
all i wanted at tt point of tym was yea, joel.
cried thru out the whole tym even when i was about to sleep.
just cant help it but to let it all out.

now im really scared to go home.
alone.
eurgh.

slept around 6 in the morn and woke up around 12?
showered and slacked all the way till parents came over to fetch me.
played with afiq and nurul.
ate alot of junks. bad bad.

and here i am, blogging.
at home. LOL.
:)

i miss my hunny.
wish i ould be with him ryt now.
i just need him.
terribly.
:(


till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.28.5.07 ' 9:10 PM
weiweiwei.

haha.

had a whole lots of fun today in skwel.
LOL.

haha. yea, the topic of the day is: porn.
LOL.

we were so not into enterprise today coz its about politics.
eurgh!
bout whistle blowing.
see the irony there? the wrod blowing made mu horny.
LOL.

haha.
mu started to ask farhana bout she's attached or single while we were sitting together having our lunch and crapping.

and he asked if she's horny or not.
LOL.

and so he started crapping bout sex, "the theory of sex."
LOL.

and so me, shaikh, farhana, mu, vinod, roohee and serena were already at the table.
and then, came azura, den zara started it first about, "lets talk about sex more!"

im lyk,
"wtf laa. im eating ryt. i feel lyk puking ok? dun make me lose my appetite.."

den she said, " why? just talk la. hehe. it's so fun talking about it."

i goes,
" WTF! u noe wat zara, wat u're wearing now looks lyk those prostitutes at geylang. oh yes, i've gone there and seen many girls wearing lyk you, those short mini skirt and spags. and with your messy hair, worst, looks lyk u've just finish playing.."

and everyone laughed out loud.
she freaked out.
AND she goes, "OMG! mia! now i so sad laa. u said to me lyk tt!"

and i replied, "oh! im so sorry! but yea, its the fact. tt's exactly what i SAW."

den everyone started crapping bout animal and human sex.
haha. and worst still,
Benjamin was playing CS, den he shouted across the class,
"ehh, i cannot tahan already liao, i wann to join in the fun."

-_- eww! of all ppl! benjamin! haha.
and he stated boys can masturbate up to 12 times per day.
and i asked him, "why? u masturbated 12 times a day?OMG!"
everyone laughed again. haha.

and so i made them stop crapping.
so we get back to our research.

den, while waiting for facil,
mu played the porn and all the guys started surrounded him just to watch it.
even the girls. LOL.
ok, the whole class was watching it.

that blonde lady.
she's a dumb blonde.LOL.
with those sperms all over her face.LOL.
DISGUSTING.

and cindy asked alot of questions.
haha. learning ehh.
LOL.

and presentation was all about BLOWING.

team 1: to blow or not to blow?
team 2: what's blowing?
team3: who blows?
team4: why blow? how to blow correctly?

and the teams goes on and it sounded SO WRONG.
LOL.
we were all giggling and the facil is so dumb.
LOL.

and everything ended so wrong, ended up shi hui is so horny, and the whole class is labelled as horny W16P.
LOL.
thanks ehh.
it is SO WRONG.

and on our way home, me, guan wee, farhana, roohee and vinod were
crapping bout zara.
OH WE SO HATE HER.

reached home, was super tired.
rest for awhile and sister totally spoilt my mood.
i hate her.

i need my tinycrump now.
sads.

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.25.5.07 ' 10:58 PM
lol.

weee~
TGIF again!!

haha.

lourve today.
coz its communication.
my one and only module that i am so enthu to do the powerpoint.
lol.

just love it.


and some bitch are just getting on my nerve.

damn it.
what the fuck laa. u're just pretty ugly and NO ONE wants you.
haha.
and yeaaa. u have BIG BOOOBIES.
even ah nod dun wants you.
LOL

haha.
lesson was very fun today.
had a whole lots of fun. haha
i crapped alot today, as usual.

and i am feeling good coz me and shuxin gossiped.
alot. lol.

i wan tt red hot shorts.
haha.
and tt black skinny jeans.
mother, $$ purh-leeeees.
:D

no no, daddy. PLS!
hehe.

hunny surprised me again.
wee~.
it was just pure coincidence that i just had a tiff with benjamin,
and he was playing CS and did not discussed, and i was utterly pissed off,
and a msg popped out. wanted to ignore it but sumhow tempted to read it
and oh, you put a big wide smile on my face.

very wide that shuxin thought i was super crazy.
haha.

i love you dear.
=))

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.24.5.07 ' 9:47 PM
hehe.

i've got a new nick in school!
coz i cant shut up, and i keep roaring,
they called me a

small GREEN vaginasaur.
and ah nod called me pussysaur.

fuck you ah nod.

lol.

class was okayy.
only tt school was attacked by a spiderman. lol.

this guy,walked and ran around the school with a spiderman mask.

lol.

and entered my class to say if we were to need any help just call him.
lol.


presentation sucks.

im missing joel badly.

ok ok.
im tired.
shall blogg more when im in a mood.

oh ya, sam!
thanks!
i love this song!



♥ mia.noob





.22.5.07 ' 9:04 PM
ello.
=))

today was super duper boring.
skwel sucks.
but i've got great news.

i made it into rp's touch rugby girls team!
weehoo!!
its good okay..

out of 50 odd girls, 15 were selected.
n i am selected okayy..

:D


and so today i lepak with nad and adam.
smoke smoke smoke.
talk talk talk.
play play play.
lol.

till adam was bugging to go home.
den i told him, "wait.. let me play one last game first"
and adam was lyk "quick laa.."
all were shagged.
till then i was so concentrating with the game den someone called out my name.

"aslamiah!"
i was shocked.
den i looked up with this blurr face.
den when i saw his face my heart skipped a beat.
freakingly it was fahil.

haha.

fahil is this guy, my pri sch fren, who sounded me lyk a dozen tyms?
but i rejected him. tt was quite some tym ago. lyk beginning of the yr?
gawd. i was so shocked tt i told adam n nad,
"ok ok. lets go home now"
den we walked away.

yea, i was trying to avoid him.
he such a mat rep.
yeaa, i ignored all his msg-es till i told him off.
nicely okayy.
im not tt bad.

i felt bad laa but who cares?
he so wild laa. not my type.


forget about him.
i keep thinking of my hunny.
all the tym.
the thought of him just makes me feel better.
=))
we took a sweet pic.

and yeaa. here it is.

sweet ryt?
=))
i lourve joel.
till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.21.5.07 ' 11:12 PM
lol.

i noe i havent been blogging. blogging right.
haha.

lazy laaa. haha.

was quite busy over the weekend.
worked the whole day on saturday.
the whole damn day.
i gave frankie a hard time.
im sorry! but u had to! it was super duper boring.
and so i decided to crap with fad and carbison at the back.
haha.
received $50 tips laa. lol.
haha. to be exact, $57. lol.

went out with hunny on sunday.
:D
watched blades of glory.
haha. funny.
haha.
okay.okay. i should shut up.
had great time with him.
=))

once i start talking bout him, i cant stop.
lol.

and today was crapp.
enterprising really suck.
lol.
had all the powerpoint from joyce's friend at the quite last resort.
lol.
coz everyone were plain lazy to do it.
haha.
we had just copy paste and we did quite well.
yea.
haha.

was tired since morning.
woke up late and went out of the house around 8 i think.
headed home straight after skwel.
gotta revise for science.
pathetic.
-_-

fall asleeep when i was watching spongebob. lol.
till 8. woke up, had my shower n dinner.
den watched tv.
haha. so much of my revision.
lol.
its okay.
im downloading it now.
can just refer to it during test.
:P
tt's wat i love bout rp.
u can refer to your notes during ur damn test.
yea. answers ryt there.
hope i just dont screw it up.
havent been paying attention.
lol.

and oh yes.
hunny gave me a pleasant surprise.
=))

thanks dear.
really didn't expect it.
awww. u make me love you more.
=))
we look HOT!
hehe.
love it love it love it.

fatty<3skinny
huge<3tiny
rox<3crump
mia<3joel
:)

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.17.5.07 ' 11:04 PM
im pretty lazy to blogg nowadays.
no mood.
all i can say is

i miss joel.

till then.tc
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.15.5.07 ' 10:48 AM
i love joel many many.

=))

my mum bought for me lots of stuffs again.
wats wrong with her??
something soooo fishy.
hmmmm.


but its okay though.
she bought me a green bag.
=D

and another GREEN dress.
lol.

alryt. i wanna sleeeeeep.

=))

i <3>

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.



♥ mia.noob





.14.5.07 ' 11:14 AM
eyy.
was pretty busy over the weekends.
didn't wanna touch the lappie for sick of it.
everyday giving it pressure.
lol.

friday was kinda boooring but yea, lepak with nad and adam.
adam was moaning. [what a word to use.]
haha. yearning for a girl.
stop it siaa.

we crapped for about 3 hrs and headed home.

saturday supposed to work 10 in the morn but jihadi wanted to switch schedule with me so yea,
worked at 6pm.
thank god.
slept till around 11 plus.
showered, den slacked and slept again till 4.
lol.
haha.

work was pretty fine.
wasn't busy.
so i was practically eating lamb chop and ooh, favourite, clams
hehe with chef duno-what's-his-name coz he's new.
lol.

den vanessa begged for me to work on sunday.
so i said Okayy. but only 10 to 3.
lol.

and so it was sunday yesterday.
worked wasn't tt busy.
crowd wasn't as expected.
so i was practically slacking, goin around the hotel to get newspapers,
haha, juices for stock, notepads from banquet, smoke.

pretty much wasting of time.
well, what can i say?
i'm the most expensive labour they had. lol.
make me fold napkins for an hour and a half?
lol.

so met my hunny.
lol.
haha.
we met around 5 i think.
lol.
yeaa.
we slacked at the coffee bean coz we booked the esplanade room at 7 till 9pm.

headed home after that and mum was extra ordinarily different.
maybe coz its mother's day.
haha.

ooh HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY UMMI.
that choco makes her happy.
and the carnation.
haha.

i noe im a very bad daughter all this while.
appreciate me as who i am coz this is me.
I AM STUBBORN.
lol.

slept around 12plus i think and yeaa.woke up at 7.
damn tired.

am in class ryt now.
stupid thang.
gotta do a financial planning.
eurgh!
maths.

save me.

i love joel many many.
=))


till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.10.5.07 ' 10:03 PM
keep love in your heart.
a life without it is like a sunless garden.
where all the flowers are dead.

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





. ' 8:33 PM
wooowit.

haha.
ytd class was kinda of fun.
andy wireless South Park across the class and we were laughing our ass off the show.
dirty la andy..
haha.

and so today was okayy la.

went to skwel with guan wee.
hehe. haha. hoho. huhu. hihi.
made zara jealous obviously.
lol.

bumped into him actually while walking to skwel.
lol. and he kept calling me fatty.
asshole.
but i forgave him for his hair is damn nice.
really!
haha.
and oh yess nad, he's the one who looks lyk tt SM boy.
tt mr ite boy. lol. hot.
and guan wee's fave phrase is "kamu pegi makan taik."
lol. "you go eat shit."
haha.

and so class was pretty boooring.
everyone was soo busy discussing bout class bbq and zouk.
and my lappie made so much problem.
UT sucks.
went to the library with adelaine to research on cancers.
talked to her bout her worries and yea. im a good counsellor.
certified okay! lol.
and she said i look lyk those party animals who loves to club.
well hello!

i'm a clubaholic virgin! and i dun look lyk a party animal!
FARK siaa.

stop it siaa.
haha.

presentation was sucks.
first group to present and everyone keep shooting.
damn it.
all those "A" suckers.
and wen it was their turn, i shot them back.
lol.

amek kau! haha.
and so we finished around 430.
did evaluation and we headed home together as class.
pretty noisy.
and deon keep pushing everyone's head.
lol.
and guan wee confessed that he is a GOOD GIRL.
lol.
haha, u faggot!
lol.
headed home and showered.
felt much better.
it was freaking hot.


why do all good things come to an end.

i love joel.
=))

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.9.5.07 ' 9:40 AM
weeeeeeeewoooooooooooooo.

havent blogged for days.
i noe.

haha. lazy laa.
haha.

ytd go off early from school.
met bit-chicks and hunny.
woo~

i miss bit-chicks laa.
haha.

and ooh!
saw KFC in skwel!
yeaa. finally.
macam scofield siaa.
haha.

and wen i reached home, i recalled and said, "oh, i saw SCOFIELD just now."
lol.

and so left bit-chicks at inter and met hunny at century square.
weewooo.
=))

haha.
took the train with hunny. lol.
hehe.
sweet la youu.
what do you expect??
almost a week havent meet ok??

get dinner for family and headed home.

and today, i saw ivan at the bus stop.

ivan, who is janna's secondary school fren.
who is now my ite fren.
lol.

didn't saw him actually coz i was busy sms-ing hunny.
hehe.
den he waved and smiled at me.
lol.
still remember me uhh.. lol.
he helped a blind man cross over the bridge and wait for the bus for the man to got up.
so sweet and kind of him la.

was super early for school la.
reached inter around 830.
saw shaikh and dini and walked with them.

AND THIS MOTHER F UCKER CHINA WOMAN TEACHER.
OMG.

bulbs = bubbles.
stupid or wHat??

lol.
and andy. THANK YOU.
lol.
you save us girls.
he got the powerpoint from his senior.
=))

now we can slack the whole day.
byee.
i wanto play game.
=))

i love joel.

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.5.5.07 ' 10:06 PM
im broke.

wrong. hunny make me feels broke-er.

broker.


...

i cant seem to express my feelings now.

im just missing my tiny eye teddy bear ryt now.

and i mean BADLY.


till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.3.5.07 ' 11:38 PM
okayy.

today was cognitive and thinking process skills.
pretty dumb.
last minute effort.
so obvious.

and vinod has a brother name dick-nod.
lol.
and oh, azooooora. ur dirty little secret leaked out ehh.
u love gay porns!
lol.
and so she made a survey and the whole class agrees to lesbian porn are way better den gay porn except for herself and shu xin.
wahaha.
and so i slept during break out.
and farkingly cindy took my pic for presentation.
wat the fuck.
lol.
thank gawd it was the back view.
pretty sexy butt ehh.
lol.

and so went for rugby with farhana.
lol.
it was tough.
we had trials coz those who signed up are about 60 of us and only 24 will make it through
and den 12.
gawd.

and so we had sprints.
hoppings.
ball cathcing.
match.

sprints was pretty tough coz i've lost my stamina.
got 13.2 seconds.
damn slow siaa.
gotta buck up mia.

and the guys took off their shirts in front of my eyes n i drool lyk
no one's business.lol.

and farhana distracted me. thanks ehh. lol.

and this mly guy was actually giving me this kinda of look lyk
i-dun-think-you-can-make-it look.

and so we had to challenge with 7 other people for 7 seconds sprint.
to see who can go the furthest.
5 rounds of it with only 10seconds break in the middle.
its to test my endurance.
and so i was leading the whole lot of them by 4 cones.
every round.
which is about 20 metres.
pretty good ehh?
lol.

and he was the one who track down of how far i've run.
and he was shock.
i smirked at him and walk away.
i was cleaning my boots and he tried to have a conversation with me and farhana was
gugu-gaga over him.
pretty hot but no thanks arh.
u're too arrogant.

but still, i need my damn stamina back.
gotta cut down on smoking.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.

we did a match and i keep skidding and yea, knees bleeded a little bit.
was so dirty.
and sophie hit my breasts.
wat the fuck.
and i returned back to her.
=))

sophie was pretty good.
she used to play mahh.


finished around 945 and i headed home.

i miss you sayang.
=((
terribly. gawd.
i'm feeling down.
save me pls.


ooh. get this fucking feeling away pls.
=((

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.2.5.07 ' 8:41 PM
hello hello.

lol.
i chatted with daddy today.
he's pretty busy. lol.
camps here n there.
haiyoh. dun even have tym for daughter.

today was basic science and tt mother fucker china woman has atrocious accent.

real life became real knife.
and presentation became prentation.

lol. and so i just cant stop laughing. n i think she saw me laughing and so i just turned away.
lol.

and so today's presentation was one of the worst.
expecting a C.
lol.
there goes my grades again.
ooh. wasted.

and so lesson end pretty early.
did my evaluation and quiz.
and oh ya.. quiz i get 0 out of 6.
how bad is tt?
lol.

hehe. and so i went for netball.
and i saw this girl wearing a shirt which says

i love 04/06.

and im wearing a shirt which says

i love boyfriend.

see tt?

if only i could switch shirts with her.
04/06.
MY BIRTH DATE!
oh!

haha., and its cuming.. wee!!~

alryt. back to netball.
training was kinda of fast.
since majority of us are netballers so we did quite a good passing.
we played netball and they make me as the centre.
was out of breath for a while but yeaa.
managed it.
lost my stamina mann.


its been a while.lol.

reached home and mum was making so much noise for i went home with shorts.
i mean lyk whoa, who would wanna see me in tt ryt?
cum on. i noe im hot. u're just jealous.
lol.

i miss my cheesy hunny pie.
=((

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





. ' 10:49 AM
oopsy.

lol.
im damn bored.
the china teacher is here again. lol.
n we have to find a phenomenon for a scietific theory.
lol.

wat the hell. and she gave us this fucking damn diagram which is of a cluesless thing to a scintific theory.
lol.

and yeaa. i was late for Understanding Test.
it was crapp.
lol.

ytd i went out with my family to east coast.
wee~

den we went bowling n pooling.
lol.

yea, finally me n my bro is available to go out with my parents n damn sis.
lol.

ok. ok.
i'll blogg more tonyt.
gotta go and sleep.
wee~

i miss my sayang.
badly.

till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

♥ mia.noob





.1.5.07 ' 12:38 AM
wooweee.

today's monday.
damn. and its tt stupid mathematical and computing thingy.
and it was stupidly hard!
damn him for asking us to figure it out the codes by ourselves.

i wasn't in the freaking mood to do it.
and so i played games with azoora.
haha.
we played the sims.
oh gawd.
and azura make them to make out at a very fast speed.
haha. funny siaa. and we crapped alot.

and farhana wore purple today.
and i WORE PURPLE.
for goodness sake.
its the SAME TONE OF COLOR.

and everyone tot we agreed to wear the sme color but hell ya,
its pure coincidence.

and so we went for Roohee's b'dae bbq.
it was at fyra's house there.
i dropped at your bus stop okay dear..
haha. tot of calling you down, but to think again, u myt nt be hm.
lol.

and so i stayed there till 9plus and headed to jurong point with jess n farhana n DAVID.
lol.

and i was soooooo desperate to pee and David make those psssssssssssst sounds.
bad laa.
i make him carry my lappie.
lol.

and he goes,
"when i say MIA, you say PEE!"

jess and farhana goes,
"okay!"

"MIA!"

"PEE!"

"MIA!"

"PEE!"

"MIA MIA!"

"PEEEEEEEE!"

wat the fark la. lol.

and so they made cheer out of it.
bad laa..

and so we go our separate ways and hoho,


i met up with my hunny.
=))

was so happy to get to see him okayy.
we headed towards pasir ris together n he dropped off at tamp.

ohh. tt tiny eyes! hehe.
adore it even more when its with ur smile.
=))

lyk this,

:D

i love you dear..
i wanna be in your arms.
forever.
=))


till then.tc.
cheeriios.shorty.

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